{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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Sam Patch was known as \"The Jersey Jumper\", \"The Daring Yankee\", or the \"Yankee Leaper\" became the first famous American daredevil after successfully jumping from a raised platform into the Niagara River near the base of Niagara Falls in 1829.
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Josep Anton Codina Olivé was a Spanish theater director.
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