{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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