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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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Camp George West Historic District or Camp George West was a military base for the Colorado National Guard, located at 15000 S. Golden Rd., Golden, Colorado. It was used as a rifle range, while artillery practice took place on Green Mountain, on the north side of present-day Hayden Park near Lakewood, Colorado. The Department of Defense Military Munitions Response Program has financed investigations to identify unexploded ordnance there since 2012.
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Al Utouriya is a village in Qatar, located in the municipality of Al-Shahaniya. The village lies about 20 kilometres (12 mi) north of Al-Shahaniya City and the same distance south of Al Jemailiya; it is connected to both by road.
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