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Scotcheroos are dessert bars made with chocolate, butterscotch, peanut butter, and Rice Krispies. The recipe was originally printed on Rice Krispies box in the mid-1960s. They are popular in the Midwestern United States, especially Nebraska, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, and North Dakota.

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Fairmont Butte is a butte of volcanic origins in the Antelope Valley just west of