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Salno is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Gruta, within Grudziądz County, Kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-central Poland. It lies approximately 4 kilometres (2 mi) north-west of Gruta, 11 km (7 mi) east of Grudziądz, and 55 km (34 mi) north-east of Toruń.
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Influenza virus NS1A-binding protein is a protein that in humans is encoded by the IVNS1ABP gene.
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The Cleveland Thunderbolts were an arena football team based in Richfield, Ohio. The Thunderbolts were founded in 1991 and were a member of the Arena Football League (AFL). In 1994, the franchise relocated to Columbus The team played for four seasons total, making the playoffs once. They played their home games in the Richfield Coliseum. The team was moved to Cleveland by John J. Kuczek.
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